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Sardining 

A game in which two or more players (often teenagers) play anywhere from 12 - 3 am. One player walks up to the front door, while the rest position them selves in the center of the front lawn. Once they are situated on the lawn, the player at the door rings the dorr bell and halls ass over to the other players. Everone sits on the lawn until all but one have ran off. The last person sitting on the lawn wins the game.
Me and my friends went sardining last night at like 2 in the morning.
Sardining by Mcdumbass August 7, 2010
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Sardining 

When someone lies still during sex (willingly), like a dead fish... like an unresponsive pillow princess.
"Dude, she just laid there. What the hell?"
"Oh shit, seriously?"
"Yeah, she was sardining."
Sardining by SardineLover69 April 5, 2022

Sardining 

When you're celebrating a victory (sporting or otherwise) and your lover & you proceed to make with the love in a public space but keep it low-key. Many times this can be done through humping while standing, spooning under a blanket or beach towel, 2 riders facing each other on the same motorcycle seat.
You see those 2 over there? I don't know if she's just scratching an itch on her ass with his wang or if they're actually sardining.
Sardining by Chrispy Nugget February 7, 2018

Sardining 

The act of two or more men inserting their penises into a jar or tin like sardines.
Homie 1: Hey bro I got a sick new jar we should try some Sardining.

Homie 2: Idk man I went to Kyle's last night and he had little this jar so my ding-a-ling is sore as hell.

Homie 1: Get Kyle over here then and we can three man it.
Sardining by Zgod9 December 27, 2023

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.
Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"
When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.
Yo bro, lets go saltining.
saltining by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

sardinia 

The best isle of the world, the last paradise on earth, the proudest and the toughest people ever. SARDIGNA NATZIONE!!! SARDIGNA NO EST ITALIA. (sardinia is not italy)
Where do we find best places, best people, top quality life, and ton of ancient culture? Sardinia, of course!!!
sardinia by shardana September 16, 2007