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Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

Dr. Eggman 

A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.
Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.
Dr. Eggman by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009

eggman rush

The act of rush that consists purely of eggmen. This can occur due to the stolen DNA of eggman. The deformed monstrosities that are left are the main bulk of the rush, however they are too stupid as well as fat to attack anything. This results in a group, or gaggle, of eggman Zerg all saying eggman rush repeatedly until death
eggman rush by Gabin Fee February 27, 2017

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik 

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, more commonly known as Dr. Eggman, is the main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. Sporting an IQ of 300, the Doctor's ambition is to take over the planet and establish the Eggman Empire. His plans have been so far thwarted by Sonic & friends, or Robotnik's own plans backfiring on him. In the past Robotnik would rely solely on his robots, called Badniks, to defeat Sonic and aid in his gathering of the Chaos Emeralds, which are seven extremely powerful gems, to conquer the world. More recently however, the Doctor has deviated from using armies of robots and instead attempts to unleash various mythical beasts and/or gods to help in his takeover of the planet. These sorts of schemes are the ones to backfire, as Robotnik can't seem to control what he has awoken for very long. The Doctor will then usually choose to flee or assist Sonic & friends in defeating the monster.
"I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

"Success! A brilliant success! Eggmanland will finally come to be!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
The one who has the master plan.
I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...
Eggman by Tom November 27, 2003