Tardbert 

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

Tardbert by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

Tardberry 

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity

Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins

Tardberry by klansimpson October 19, 2010

tardbreth 

the sickest word ever this word was made by brandon

yo ur a freakin tardbreth

tardbreth by boy from the hood October 11, 2006

Tardvert

Similar to the Pervtard but the retard outweighs the pervert.

Look at that tardvert over there peeping through that window that is on display at Lowes

Tardvert by Pickled Panda January 10, 2025