Green Card 

1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.

2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.

1.I got my green card.спасиба!

2.I got my green card. спациба! *cough.

Green Card by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009

green card 

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.

"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"

green card by XeroCint October 31, 2009

green card 

La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.

If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.

green card by David G. Epstein August 8, 2004

Green Card 

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas

"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!

Green Card by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010

green card 

Small peice of card found behind the last paper in packets of Rizzla brand rolling papers.
Perfect for use as roach while smoking cigarets or canabis because of its prime thickness and posability.

A good indication of inexperienced smokers is when green card remains after the cardboard flap protecting the papers has perrished at the hands of said novice.

Jim: Skin up, Bill.
Bill: materials?
Jim: Kings, Baccy, Grinder, Tweed.
Bill: There's no front to these Rizzla, Train ticket? Flyer?..... Knights of Columbus!! JIM, YOU ABSOLUTE NOVICE!! Theres still green card here, Bonus.

green card by Bjorn Axel July 27, 2008

Green Card 

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.

Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!

Green Card by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012

Green Card 

To have a pass to spend time with ones mates away from ones partner often for the whole weekend as they are either away or busy!

Minter had a green card for the weekend to watch football and get crazy drunk with his mates because Rosie was away in france!

Green Card by mintdog September 23, 2011