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Verb/Adj. - The act of smoking/ being high from marijuana.
Last night was sick, got soo shmite! OR I had one shmite-cookie yesterday and was trippin for 8 hours.
Shmite by shmitehead July 6, 2010
Related Words
1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville
1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"
shmite by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007
this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.
i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question
shmite by Jsieg February 5, 2008
I'm Going to shmite you!
Shmite by ohjaseniorkrabs May 13, 2023

shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

utter shite 

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)
He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.
utter shite by Synnojd March 6, 2012