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The United Clan of Assassins. UCA is the best clan for Call of Duty, Call of Duty United Offensive and Call of Duty 2.
Phil: Whats up Steven?

Steven: Oh, not much. I was just pwned by UCA again.
UCA by .:[UCA]:.S4ntiago June 5, 2007
a fucking bitch who jerks off to midget porn on the daily god i can’t stress this enough holy fuck he’s a loser AHAHA
e uca
uca by LennyLubricant173869 April 26, 2020

hop on uca 

people who go to poopsenders.com
1 "yo go to your computer and go hop on uca"

2 "yeah okay bruh"
hop on uca by staryoraa March 26, 2023
ucari is the realest person you will ever meet she is so sweet , and she will make you laugh soooo hard . she is the BEST dancer ever and will teach you all her good moves . if you’re feeling sad text her and she will be at your doorstep with flowers and ice cream. she is super pretty
bro ucari is the realist person omg
ucari by ganggangbrobroski February 6, 2019
someone who is tall, good looking, talented at everything they do, and get what they want.
That man got to order his food before anyone else because he is an Ucar.
Ucar by bbheatman November 18, 2010

UCAS whore 

UCAS is a university processing system in the United Kingdom. Part of an application consists of a single page document called a personal statement.

This personal statement ideally should explain why you should be accepted to the course.

A UCAS whore is a person who loses all social activity and a life in order to do things to put down on their personal statement. Usually it comes to the point of idiocy whereby they get their parents to phone into school in order to force the school to give their whore spawn more extracurriculars.

A UCAS whore usually wants to do medicine, but is not limited in their course scope. They also do things such as Political Talks despite wanting to do medicine and not realising it will NOT HELP THEM AT ALL get onto the course.

Sadly it is a plague sweeping the teenage youth of Britain.
"Hey, wanna hang out on Saturday?"

"Nah I'm scrubbing the homeless's assholes for my personal statement, then I'm pouring coffee for a local councillor"

"Uh, what course did you want to do again?"

"Medicine!"

"Good for you. I'm going now *under breath* UCAS whore cunt prick"

"Medicine. Medicine.Medicine. I have no other purpose".
UCAS whore by vexed123 June 29, 2010