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rhinestone romeo 

Rhinestone Romeo is a hopeless romantic who thinks life and love is like a fairy tale or Disney movie.
who do you think you are? Some kind of Rhinestone Romeo?

Wow that guy Trevor, he's a Rhinestone Romeo.
rhinestone romeo by dasherndancer November 27, 2017

Rubbing the Rhinestone 

When a girl masturbates. The term gets its name from when a girl masturbates by rubbing her clitoris (rhinestone). Some synonyms are polishing the pearl, flicking the bean, etc.
Don't bother Sally after school from 3:00-4:15, she'll be busy rubbing the rhinestone.

Rhinestone Eyes 

A term used to describe a girl's eyes that are beautiful.
Rhinestone Eyes by The Human Joe December 11, 2010

Rhinestone 

An ugly girl's vagina.
'Man, she's ugly, shes blatently got a rhinestone.'

'I was fucking this fat ugly chick the other night, and her rhinestone just squirted at me.'

Ahhh a rhinestone, the perfect way to a flaccid penis.

Fucking rhinestones

decorative objects necessary for the razzle dazzle of unnecessary house-hold items. They can be applied using the now dead Billy Mays' Mighty Mend It with fucking green to white technology.
You can put on rhinestones with it.
Rhinestones.
Rhinestones.
FUCKING RHINESTONES!

put your ass to the rhinestone 

to get to work making something, someone, or yourself a super tawdry fabulous gaudy god!
hey twink-wanna-be, shave off that mullet, pop your collar and put your ass to the rhinestone!