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Jamaicaned 

A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!
Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?

Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
Jamaicaned by Tiki Joe June 7, 2009
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jamaican dutch 

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london
MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.
jamaican dutch by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.
"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."
jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Jamaican Spray Park 

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

jamaican frenzy 

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.
Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.
jamaican frenzy by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

jamaican meat pie 

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.
The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

Jamaican Rock 

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.
Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
Jamaican Rock by dabestdocker July 11, 2011