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mengaged 

Noun, portmanteau of "men" and "engaged."

A term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. The two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching Indiana Jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.
"Who's that TJ guy who's always with Sam lately? I thought he was straight."

"Yeah, they're straight, but practically mengaged."
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Mangaged 

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married
While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.
Mangaged by chrisb1 March 11, 2006
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mengagement ring 

She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.

Mengagement ring 

A male engagement ring, worn by a man given to him by his male or female civil partner/wife to be.

The word was invented by UK Jeweller H.Samuel (www.hsamuel.co.uk), who first launched a nationwide Mengagement ring in February 2009.
She proposed to him with a Mengagement ring.

He wears his Mengagement ring with pride.

After we get married, I'll move my Mengagement ring to my other hand.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026