your penis 

is very small.

Damn, your penis is very small!

your penis by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019

your penis 

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D

me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis

your penis by hakin commie May 20, 2018

your penis is weak 

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

your penis is hanging out 

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask

Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

your penis is hanging out by Obamas pinky toe February 1, 2022

your penis is gay 

The ultimate insult

your penis is gay

your penis is gay by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020

your penis (aka your dick) 

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

your penis (aka your dick) by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

thinking with your penis 

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.

"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".

thinking with your penis by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013