Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Frankfurter foliage by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

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Frankfurter Sandwich

1920's slang for a hotdog. There is even an old vaudeville song about them.

I went to the street vendor and bought three Frankfurter sandwiches.

Frankfurter Sandwich by bigmeep April 21, 2009

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Frankfurter Ernährung

A Nutrition commonly associated with the German city of Frankfurt am Main (Finance capital of Europe and high rate of drug usage) which consists of the three K's: Koks, Kippe und Kaffee (Coke, Cigarette and Coffee) which tends to lower one's body weight considerably

Homeless Person: Hey, you seem to have adapted yourself well to the Frankfurt lifestyle.
Banker: Why would you say that
Homeless Person: You have lost weight substantially due to the Frankfurter Ernährung.
Banker: Do you mean Koks, Kippe und Kaffee?

Frankfurter Ernährung by onesingleuser March 6, 2023

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Frankfurter Applause

Hitting your arm like a crystal meth user does

The sound you can hear in the streets near Frankfurt Main Train stations is referred to as Frankfurter Applause because of the many drugs addicts in the hood

Frankfurter Applause by Rantilator December 19, 2023

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