bastodon 

someone who is extremely acting like a "bastard" (as big as a mastodon). as the word implies.

"you are the biggest most ugliest bastodon to have put gravy on my underpants.."

"some guy just sucker punched a nerd walking in the streets.. what a bastodon.."

bastodon by allanoguis April 26, 2010

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011

Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

Bastoon by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

bastoont 

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

bastoont by shittyfart November 25, 2022

bastoconut 

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

bastoconut by scott anderson January 7, 2004