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Stands for "Retarded Mouth Syndrome". When girls get together to take pictures, instead of smiling, they often resort to retarded ways of forming their mouths. Examples include weird "kissy" faces, random forms of lip distortion, and overall retarded looks on their faces. Unfortunately almost 100% of girls will catch this disease over the course of their lives, just check your facebook friends.
"Dude Stacy is pretty cute."

"Yeah but check out her Myspace, she's got RMS"
"Ah damn, she really did ruin all of these pics."
RMS by Morfene April 19, 2010
Related Words
RMS Olympic, RMS Titanic, RMS Carpathia.
RMS by whitestar1000 April 21, 2007
meaning Real Massive Shit. To the point your so constipated you can no longer withstand to hold it. Aslo can be identified if you clog the toilet to the point it overflows.
Student: "Excuse me, teacher."
Teacher: "Yes."
Student: "I got to take a huge RMS. May I be excused?"
Teacher: "Of course you can." Just don't strain yourself."
RMS by dj_holydumbf**ck November 7, 2008
the tagging crew in south central los angeles thats taking over crenshaw high school. stands for real madd skills, rebels mobbing society, rollin my stress, rushing main streets, real madd smokers
their go dem niggas from RMS
Abbreviation for "RUB MY SHAFT". Used in replacement of SMD (Suck My Dick).
Guy: hi, do you work at subway?

Girl: no...

Guy: cause you just gave me a footlong

Girl: ew, creep

Guy: RMS!
RMS by stevenbains69 April 7, 2011
RMS is a 'tag' that appears on the cocks (or in the general area) of some contestants on the popular web site RateMySchlong.com. Raters of cocks can enlarge images to view dicks and then rate the cocks and leave comments.
Dude, I just noticed the RMS on that hot cock when I did the left click. I need to suck that off of there for you. You do not want to get ink poisoning. Let me help save you!!!!
RMS by rickster_dc March 18, 2005