ipading
Is a synonym for "I petting" which is a tender way of giving your penis or your vagina some long needed attention.
ipading by Job Steves June 16, 2010
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iPoding
rocking out with your iPod.
ipoding
Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
ipoding by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.