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the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.
Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!
the walnut cult by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

Knuckle the Walnut 

To massage the prostate with your knuckles or fingers, especially in a strong manner, to induce immediate ejaculation.
Ever had a girl knuckle the walnut?! You'll shoot your load with the quickness!
Knuckle the Walnut by PDDestro December 8, 2009

Milking the Walnut

When a female inserts a finger in your ass and milks your prostate while blowing you.
Milking the Walnut by flamewader October 29, 2009

sanding the walnut 

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

tickling the walnut 

The act of index finger insertion into one's anus with the mission of prostate stimulation. The purpose of prostate stimulation is increased semen discharge distance.
Yo dude, C-Mock told me to try tickling the walnut--it worked man, I blasted through the sheets!

popping the walnut 

Eating the roach of a blunt. It is a tradition is some parts of Parma, Ohio.
AG: What the fuck are you doing?

Joe: Popping the walnut, it's a tradition man.

AG: Are you sure that's a good idea. . .