Friend 1: *funny joke here*
Friend 2: Hahaha, omf
i can't breathe
Friend 1: It was funny, right?
Friend 2: No, seriously help.
I can't breathe it's too funny.
Friend 1: What, you're laughficating?
Friend 2:
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME BREATHE
Friend 2 died five minutes later due to laughfication.
Friend 1's whereabouts are unknown.