Fuckarma 

Pronounced Fuh-Car-Ma

The belief that genuinely good people are victimized for their polite nature and are taken advantage of by less compassionate, selfish people; Pessimistic form of Karma

"My grandparents are losing the house because of my medical bills, I feel horrible. All they've ever done for anyone is help. Now, the bank is taking their house."

"I'm sorry hun, the world is cruel. It's not Karma, it's Fuckarma."

Fuckarma by thomasthomasthomas February 26, 2010

Fuckamaloo 

A word that is yelled out in public for humor.

Man: PENIS! VAGINA! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
Man 2: Stop with all that fuckamaloo.

Fuckamaloo by shanonanonxleigh April 18, 2009

fuckamajigger 

1) An unknown, unusual or otherwise obtuse object used in sexual intercourse.
2) A word substituted for "penis" when a person is too high/ buzzed/ stoned/orgasmically blissful/ hit-about-the-head-as-a-child/ drunk, or otherwise mentally hindered, to remember the word "penis."
3) obscene variation of the word "thingamajigger"
4) a large windmill
5) an Irish step dancer who is eminently fuckable
6) word for a means to jump-start sex (for those of us too lazy for the word 'aphrodisiac')
7) another excuse to say "fuck" in one way or another

1) Person 1: "That...uhm...the fuckamajigger."
Person 2: "Sybian machine? Dildo? Vibrator?"
Person 1: "One of those."
2) Guy: "My uh...kicked me in my fuckamajigger. The thing I fuck with, that I use to fuck, that I put in the-"
Other Guy: "What have you been smoking and why have you not shared with me?"
3) "You know the think with the little whirly bits that smells like toast? The red one? You know, the fuckamajigger!"
4) "Damn that thing is huge! What a fuckamajigger."
5) "He starts up that Irish jig and I just wanna have 'im fuck me senseless."
"Hmm, I love a good fuckamajigger"
6) "I heard that dark chocolate is kind of a jump-start fuckamajigger."
7) "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers' fuckamajigger!"

fuckamajigger by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

fuckamajigger 

random item, like thingamadoodle or thingamajigger. Used to describe an unknown item.

"Man, what is that fuckamajigger?"

fuckamajigger by Vitamin Y October 23, 2005

fuckamajesus

Exclamation of extreme surprise and/or consternation.

Fuckamajesus, my pants just fell down!

fuckamajesus by The Ape Rape Consortium August 17, 2004

fuckamama

a re-assemblage of the phrase "motherfucker" that puts a gentler emphasis on the "mama" rather than the "fucker". This is empowering to mothers, as it is them that are doing the fucking, rather than be the recipient of a fuck.

That fuckermama of a wasp just stung me on my elbow. You fuckermama.

fuckamama by sartana November 4, 2003

Fuckerman 

A man who has perfected his skills in the areas of box management and facial stimulation. Not to be confused with a husbanderman, who has not.

My life has really improved since the addition of the fuckerman.

Fuckerman by Stacy May 15, 2004