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Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
Condolence-Five by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014

condolence boner 

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

Condolence-A's 

n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.
I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals.
Condolence-A's by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010

Consolences 

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.
Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."
Consolences by AerPilot November 5, 2013

Colondolence 

Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.
Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.
Colondolence by Jaymi May 29, 2018