A 56 year old trapped inside of a 16 year olds body. Although not possessing the highest GPA and not being the strongest, he gets all the
girls and nobody messes with him. Although
white with a country accent, he has the skin tone of a Native American. He is likely to always play the same songs over and over again, and is extremely protective of his dignity and his
car. He will not respect you if you are a homosexual.