fmlib

Fuck my life is bae

Most commonly used in place of fml or kms in sassy/salty manner.
Sometimes it can also be used more literally and mean "my life is great."

Background info:
Because your life belongs to you and only you, you should cherish it. If you don't like it then change it to something you would life. Just like ideal lovers, you and your life will be with you through thick and thin. You'll have your differences but you can always work it out with each other. That's why no matter what happens, your life is bae.

N(steps in dog poop): Aw fmlib

A(gf/bf cheats on you): fmlib

G(wins the lottery): fmlib

I(see someone more talented than you): fmlib

fmlib by freeLANcing June 19, 2016

Flibberflabber 

The action of creating a dopamine circuit between two or more people

Finish your homework or no flibberflabber.

Flibberflabber by theromanticpiano October 22, 2020

Jukebox Filibuster 

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.

Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd

Jukebox Filibuster by The Achievers March 12, 2013

Filibanter 

Filibanter; banter that fills time; also the act of participating in unplanned banter that is so intense that two or more individuals fail to fulfil the original intention of their meeting.

Derived from combining 'filibuster' (a word used in political science); purposely extending debate in a legislative assembly in order to waste time and prevent a vote, and 'Banter'; general hilarity/shenanigans. So, 'filibuster'+'banter' = filibanter.

Example A:
Guy 1: "Do you remember that time we were meant to go to the game, but we just filibantered too much and forgot to go!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that banter was too intense, some unbelievable shenanigans!"

Example B:
Guy 1: "Bro, we need to kill two hours.."
Guy 2: "It's ok, we can filibanter!"

Filibanter by Ol_ December 16, 2013

Flibbity jibbity 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical

See also: cattywampus, janky, WTF

What the "flibbity jibbity"?!?

Flibbity jibbity by EAY213 June 5, 2016

flibbly 

When something is not as good as it should be, not cooked enough, not solid enough, almost rubbery or jello like.

Man, this pizza is flibbly, I told the guy crispy for Christs sake...
His dick was flibbly, he was having a different kind of hard time with it tonight.

flibbly by Phil Smith Caswell March 24, 2017

Fliberal 

A liberal/leftist/progressive from Florida. A Florida Liberal is a Fliberal.

It can seem hard to find Fliberals amongst all the Trump Train boat parades in Florida... but there are at least 5 million of them!

Fliberal by ILovetheBurg April 7, 2021