royal flush 

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

royal flush by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Royal Flush 

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

Royal Flush by TwitChy December 14, 2003

Royal Flush 

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

Royal Flush by ballsdeep500 May 22, 2011

Royal Flush 

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

Royal Flush by ImperialCody March 27, 2010

Royal Flush 

taking a piss on a unconcious person

the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

Royal Flush by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Royal Flush 

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

Royal Flush by iamriot January 19, 2010

Royal Flush 

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

Royal Flush by vanderspoor August 29, 2011