Schatje 

Dutch: Loved one. Darling. Sweetheart.

Neuken in de Keuken met mien Schatje : Screwing in the kitchen with my sweetheart.

Schatje by Thick Dick January 16, 2004

schatje patatje 

is is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a fried patato and eat them all up.

Mehdi is een schatje patatje

schatje patatje by Mad-e September 7, 2011

Schattenparker 

German word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. Not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. He should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people.
Maybe "shadowparker" is a equal translation.

Look at this guy, he watches girls movies, what a Schattenparker.

Schattenparker by Delden November 24, 2009

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Schatze 

The term is used to relate to fundamental disagreement in a way where you do not reject a person, their beliefs, or values. You fundamentally disagree with them but at the same time respect who they are and what they believe.

John: "I believe 9/11 was an inside job, executed by the deep state"
Jack: "Schatze, my friend"

Schatze by _pegasus_ July 16, 2022

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt 

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt by Thing07 May 27, 2009

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] by james104 February 25, 2009