beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"
Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.
Beansed
verb. (past tense)
"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an
impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your
spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to
show off my
juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans
all over my shirt*"