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Rubber ducking 

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
Rubber ducking by Chumette May 6, 2010
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Rubber Ducking 

Chilling in your bath tub with a bunch of rubber ducks.

rubber ducking 

Used to describe the act of sexual intercourse between two females while using a strap-on for penetration. ie-one form of lesbian sex with the use of toys.
Kristen said to Tiffany, "I can't wait to get you home. You look like you could use a good rubber ducking."

"You rubber ducked me so good last night. Brandon was never that flexible in bed," Sonya said to Jodi.
rubber ducking by Brooklyn Gray December 6, 2011

Rubber Ducking 

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
Rubber Ducking by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Rubber Duckin 

The state of your penis before full erection. Half cocked to three fourths cocked. Pants with a slight bulge, not pitching a tent. Kinda half boner.

Can be used as Rubber Duck
I was up in the club rubber duckin.

I tried to stick it her ass but I was only rubber duckin.

I cant lift that my penis, I'm only rubber duckin right now.

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.
When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

rubber docking 

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.