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two finger salute 

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.
The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.
two finger salute by michami January 11, 2010
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two finger salute 

The act of making a "V" shape with your index and middle fingers, while placing them in front of your mouth with your tongue sticking out. When doing this, you must also make a grunting noise. This is used to imitate spreading a girl's vaginal lips and performing oral sex on her.
I really wanted Vanessa to know I wanted to hook up with her, so I gave her a two finger salute to show my intentions.
two finger salute by dr. bj March 10, 2007

two finger salute 

The act of making a |,|, shape by holding up your index and ring fingers simultaneously and then using that to literally salute somebody.
"Old Man Macarthur is coming!"
"Quick, give him the two finger salute!"
two finger salute by the letter d November 13, 2007

two finger salute 

1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation.

2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening.
1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal.

2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.

two finger salute 

the act of using the index and middle finger in a v shape to hide emotional and or physical pain. at times the right hand of the user can be noticeably shaking beyond control and the nose of the individual can be heard sniffing.
when no one would buy richy lunch at school, he unleashed the two finger salute to hide his tears.
two finger salute by plumboo December 31, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026