vanpirate

Pronunciation: \ˈvanˈpī-rət\

Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious

You, "Did you hear that Erik got in a bar fight last night?"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"

vanpirate by vanpirate January 6, 2010

vanpire

Pale night dwellers who drive vans.

The vanpire feared daylight, only emerging from his minivan after sundown.

vanpire by tumblingtomato November 13, 2012

vampirate 

an amazing combination of a pirate and a vampire.

Vampirates can steal your ship AND suck your blood.

vampirate by wutcha July 2, 2005

Vanpire

Noun - A Vampire who lives exclusively in vans and hunts for prey beneath the seats.

The Vanpire stalked silently between the rows of seats feasting upon ankles and torsos.

Vanpire by Captain Dick Danger December 22, 2008

vampirate 

1. A vampire that is a pirate by profession. esp. one who strikes poses while being threatened with a scythe.

2. A top notch street ball team

1.I don't often travel to the coast of Transylvania for fear of vampirate attacks.
2. Those Vampirates are lighting it up tonight.

vampirate by Monday Night Mortimer May 24, 2003

Vampirate 

A Vampirate is a thing which is Pirate AND Vampire

It is also a fictional creature from the series Vampirates.
A man or woman who has died (or crossed as they say it) is brought back to life (or sired) by another vampire becomes one.
They are Vampirates when they join the vampirate ship which is led by the vampirate captain.

"and his eyes never meet the light"
"Our ways are strange here, you'll have to get used to them"
"I'm so hungry, It's feast night tonight"
"Your blood tastes nice by the way"
"She's been rescued by the vampirate ship!"

Vampirate by Ruqayyah December 9, 2008

vaporated

Very similar to being vaporized, but much more painful. The resulting particles are also smaller than the particles left behind from vaporization.

"Did you just see that!? That monster vaporated Melvin! All that's left is a cloud of dust... Man, sucks to be him."

vaporated by Andrew Morgan September 1, 2005