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The Belt 

A great force only to be used by parents.
Billy's Mom: Why did I find PornHub on your search history?

Billy: M-mom-

Billy's Mom: HENRY GET THE BELT
The Belt by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

The Belt 

A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.
"Dude, I can't figure out which one is the third wheel."
"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"
"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."
The Belt by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

the belt 

“do you guys like my belt my dear children?” - willywonkatiktok showing the belt in his live 🙄🤚
the belt by dukesbelt March 19, 2021

The Belt 

The weapon wielded by a miniboss called "Dad" in the game called "Outside". It has a 100% drop rate unless damaged too far in combat. It is usually worn as a trophy around players waists, as it makes a poor weapon in combat with equal level players.
Player 1: Dude how do you get the belt?
Player 2: You need to beat the miniboss dad without taking too many hits.
The Belt by Gral75fb December 21, 2020

The belt 

A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.
Mom: WHY DID YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD!

Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.

Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!

Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!

*loud whipping sound*
The belt by ManOsteelman April 19, 2021

The Belt 

After achieving something great, the in-your-face gesture of putting on a championship belt, derived from Aaron Rodgers famous celebration.
Bill: I just aced that test. When I walked out, I gave the class the belt.

After that massive dump, I gave the toilet the belt.
The Belt by bsizzlepro February 28, 2011