christmas noob 

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

christmas noob by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006

Christmas Noob 

A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.

Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.

Christmas noobs = fresh meat.

Christmas Noob by Jonny B. Good December 25, 2009

Christmas Noob 

A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.

Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.

How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.

Christmas Noob by Strummer52 January 7, 2010

Christmas Noob 

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

Christmas Noob by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

christmas noob 

A player who just got a certain game for Christmas. Mostly little kids who don't have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. Christmas Noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.

i fucking love playing COD on Christmas, so many christmas noobs to raise your k/d.

christmas noob by TheAlmightySpecter December 25, 2010

Christmas Noob 

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

Christmas Noob by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

christmas noob 

(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.

MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."

christmas noob by RetroRainbow December 31, 2011