parcelling 

when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.

parcelling by dumpsta July 2, 2009

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

Solar-Panelling 

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.

Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.

Solar-Panelling by Fabes_Deaner May 25, 2017

purelling 

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.

Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.

purelling by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007

Pharrelling 

Verb
Attending at an event, meeting or gathering where your presence is not required but not necessarily unwelcome.

"It was good to see Steve Carell Pharrelling on the 'Happy' music video"

Pharrelling by indiejim May 20, 2016

patelling you 

the act of patels informing or telling other actuallys

actually Mr. Patel was patelling me what he saw in the patellevision on channel 5 he was wandering... ordordorrdoorr prt prrt prrtt, i actually don't know why i'm patelling you this, it is irrelivent

patelling you by mr actually April 4, 2012

Porcelingus 

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates

Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!

Porcelingus by Mikenstein July 1, 2008