Halpless 

To be useless; Pathetic

1.Pennies are so halpless.

2.How halpless, he can't do anything.

3. that louch is so halpless

4: "why isn't that guy doing anything at all."

"because he's halpless."

Halpless by PuffBall December 13, 2009

Helpless executive syndrome 

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

Helpless executive syndrome by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

helpless romantic 

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

helpless romantic by Shawny G January 3, 2008

Helpless 

Completely in love
Falling for someone

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..

Helpless by Yellow Diamond is a clod May 16, 2018

helpless 

When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.

helpless by Noblewolf November 25, 2017

hapless technoweenie 

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

hapless technoweenie by Landon783 January 4, 2014

self helpless 

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

self helpless by pixelfairy June 24, 2008