Squirrel 

Becoming distracted from your original conversation by something more interesting or attractive.

Mary tended to squirrel from our conversation when a hot man walked by the table.

Squirrel by Witchlite October 2, 2014

Squirrel 

The most terrifying creature ever created.

I was attacked by a squirrel.

Squirrel by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Squirrel 

A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".

I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !

Squirrel by talk2me-JCH2 May 7, 2017

squirrel 

Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...

"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."

squirrel by Stinko Man February 4, 2003

Squirrel 

Brown furry Douchebags, may look cute but they will rule The universe in 15 years

Hey look a squirrel! Oh, its building a warmachine

Squirrel by WouldyouF May 20, 2019

Squirrel 

A nickname often given to a rookie firefighter who tends to be over zealous.

They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.

Did you meet the new guy? He was talking about that box the other day. To hear him tell it, you'd think he drove the engine there, and put the thing out himself. What a squirrel.

Squirrel by HackerZC October 20, 2010

squirrel 

to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!

while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.

squirrel by GISSUM January 2, 2010