PITAC

Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.

Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.

Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?

Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.

PITAC by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Piracy-philia 

Too much desire to get involved in lucrative piracy in Somali seas. A strong feeling of love and admiration for piracy on the high seas.

Some background information

Pirate attacks in the Gulf of Aden, the Red Sea, and the waters far off Somalia’s eastern coast continue to increase not only the geographic range of their attacks, but the way they attack vessels. Somali pirates have adopted tactics that now allow them to attack more than 1,000 nautical miles off the Somali coast, with hefty ransom payments over $5 million per ship. Many pirates were lured to start such that new business by tales of easy cash.

A lot of unemployed young Somalis are affected by the pervasive piracy-philia.

Piracy-philia by Abdi Mahad August 29, 2012

The Pikachu

A sexual position in which the woman (or man) is being fucked from behind, and just before the man cums he pulls out a tazer and electrocutes her back.

Can be enhanced by screaming "PIKAAAAAA!"

I gave Sandra The Pikachu last night.

Oh yeah, how'd it work out?

She called the cops and is suing me for rape.

The Pikachu by squishypillow June 14, 2011

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.

Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!

PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread

"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."

Pinacoladaberg by Pinacoladaberg Resident November 5, 2006

Pikaclicks

the person who though techno, calvin, and xnestorio were not going to win minecraft ultimate

pikaclicks thinking that techno, calvin, xnestorio wouldn't win: "Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Nestor, Cal, and Techno are gonna win tomorrow. I’ve challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event on 1.12... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be"

Pikaclicks by anonymous December 2, 2020

Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos

Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.

Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011