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"He don't dig chicks, he's a hogey."
hogey by Joel Clancy October 28, 2003
Golf slang for when a man gets caught cheating on his significant other with another woman.
While playing a round of golf....
Friend: How's you and the wife doing?

Tiger: Not good, my wife went through my cell phone and found my side-booty's number.

Friend: Ha, are u shittin me? Man you hit a Hogey, and you ain't getting no mulligan on that! You're buying drinks fool.
Hogey by Funk-E December 2, 2009
that kid has a hogey bike
hogey by nigger0987654321 August 2, 2022

hogey slap

the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
hogey slap by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011

Hogey Ton Googie Niff 

That cloud, way up in the sky, that you dreaming, and hoping about one day riding, with yr falcon, yr falcon weewee.
You: One day, one day I hoped to be acquittaned with the hogey ton googie niff

mustard hogey 

oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot
mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa
mustard hogey by grug frim tha cruds November 22, 2020