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Operations Order

A document that is written to include EVERYTHING that everyone needs to know about any given mission/operation conducted in the Army.
PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"

PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"

PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"

PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"
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Order of Operations 

The Order of Operations is a series of operations to use first to last in arithmetic math. You start of with Parentheses, the exponents & square roots, multiplication & division, and addition & subtractions.
Anthony used the order of operations to solve the hard equation

order of operations 

you: can i use the order of operations?

black friend: na.

you: :(

Order of Operations 

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.
Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026