the changs 

Serious sickness commonly related to Asian foods(PF Changs). There are 4 stages:

Stage 1: Bladder Pain
Stage 2: The Farts
Stage 3: Chronic Diarrhea
Stage 4: Projectile Vomiting

My friend Mya ordered sushi at PF Changs on Homecoming night, later that night she experienced the first recorded case of the Changs.

the changs by Maya Deane May 5, 2014

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

Going through the changes 

A descriptive tool used to describe a person or persons who can't decide one way or a other for to long.

Make your mind up hot 🔥 or cold 🥶 ,which is it ? They can't decide there going through the changes !

Going through the changes by dragonboy8586 September 10, 2020

the change 

Cessation of menstruation; menopause. (First popularized on the 1970s sitcom 'All in the Family'.)

A. My wife is having hot flashes. I think she's going through "the change".
B. Shit dude, after your wife goes through "the change", you can jizz in her all you want.

the change by Jim-Bob McDuggan July 12, 2009

leave the change 

Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts

Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?

Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change

leave the change by EstebanSXSW March 19, 2010

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

jingling the change by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

Down to the change

When dining out and you receive poor service throughout the experience. Each time saying to yourself or your dining mates, "There goes another dollar off of their tip." Until finally the service is so bad you say "He/She is down to the change."

Dotty forgot our drinks, brought the wrong entre, and took forever to bring the ketchup, at this point she is down to the change.

Down to the change by Smellman February 23, 2009