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mgf is machine gun fellatio except a different idea slighty. It is basically blowing your brains out, as that dude in Fight Club tried to do.
Dude why don't you fucking mgf already, it'd make our lives and your own better.
mgf by Maverician April 29, 2005
My MGF and I keep things low key so she won't get caught.
MGF by Brad34695 July 10, 2020
mgf by robing hoods November 28, 2024
We're going hard this weekend, MGFY
MGFY by parsoFish September 7, 2020
MGFE = Mormon Girlfriend Experience. Escort services which specifically hook you up with a girl that takes you out for ice cream or to see a PG-rated movie.
I'm going to hire a MGFE escort
MGFE by Archangel_VN October 11, 2010

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