holting 

When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.

*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."

holting by wh- no! April 28, 2020

Holting 

The act of bailing on work, school, or other time commitments early while leaving as little notice as possible to those involved

Is he coming to the meeting in an hour?
No... he is holting and going home to play video games.

Holting by PseudonymNumberEight May 8, 2018

Holting 

It's the art of going to any social activity (particulary a nightclub, bar, gathering, rave etc.) involving one person expending a great amount of money for company.
Example: I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company.)

It is also when a person who wants to spend time by himself to do activities that he likes to share but prefered to do them on his own.

I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company

Tonight, I'm holting at the house on my own. (Meaning that Tonight, I'm going to be playing by myself at the house on my own).

Holting by One of a Kind from PR December 23, 2018

Harold Holting

The Australian version of ghosting

I need to stop taking my dates to the beach, they keep Harold Holting me

Harold Holting by Dunnezy January 18, 2019

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

Dan-holting by Banana75 May 30, 2022

holding kink 

Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.

Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.

People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.

You know RJ? I hear they have a holding kink.

holding kink by FranklySaid July 15, 2019

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003