Uncle 

That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me

Uncle by Uncle Jeff May 23, 2019

Uncle 

A man with Lumbago

Uncle: ive got lumbago

Uncle by CallMeBeansFan October 21, 2019

Uncle 

- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.

I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600

Uncle by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Uncle 

Likely to feed nieces cupcakes for breakfast.

Often buys often awesome presents that parents would not have gotten.

Definitely the funnest adult ever.

My uncle is the best uncle ever

Uncle by Okwtfdoiwrite November 24, 2018

Uncle 

The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass

Uncle by PurrFurr69 April 22, 2020

uncle 

Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*

uncle by B3++y January 29, 2005

Uncle 

Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.

"That dude over there is such an Uncle"

Uncle by Mr.Ma'am November 4, 2015