Shozzing 

The act of masturbating in the shower

Dude you better not go in there,
Why not?
Somebody was shozzing all over the place

Shozzing by au natural wordsmith October 21, 2009

Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019

ass shnozzing 

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

ass shnozzing by Peter Shnozzinbutte November 9, 2007

shizzing 

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

shizzing by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Sholzing 

Sholzing- a persistent attempt of an individual characterized by making an effort to seem ‘cool’ and ‘experienced’ in a group of people by inventing events and facts that never take, will take, or took place. Sholzing is found to be successful at an early stage because in most cases sholzing is detected by a group of individuals, at whom sholzing is exercised, relatively fast, simply because of sholzers becoming addicted and therefore using sholzing excessively making it easier for others to detect, provided the sholzer succeeded in his/her first attempts.

-hey just had a nice time with that blond chick from yesterday night!

-really? stop sholzing man she left me me

Sholzing by pg01 February 17, 2013

shoizzing 

being a retarded fuck

"bro i'm shoizzing rn" "yeah, clearly, you're a fucking idiot"

shoizzing by not knifelol March 4, 2021

Shizzing 

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

Shizzing by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011