chovak 

A chomo (child molester) in North Dakota (Novak) that sexually violates pre-teen & underage girls/boys by getting them all methed-up & hooked on crack (drugs) before sexually predatorizing (molesting/raping).

CHOMO + NOVAK = CHOVAK

Signs found in North Dakota neighborhoods where there are sex offenders whom are known and remain conviction-free who have not yet been killed.

"CAUTION: CHOVAK @ PLAY" "NO CHOVAK ZONE"

chovak by an antichovakist October 20, 2009

Choaklit Cream 

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

Choaklit Cream by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

chovancova 

to teach english with no knowledge

You teach like a chovancova.

chovancova by Chovel2019 January 27, 2023

Choakey 

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.

"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":

Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010

chuvak 

Chuvak is a slavic term for friend or dude

Slav 1:"Hey,chuvak pass me the semechki(sunflower seeds)
Slav2:"Da"

chuvak by deadricprince May 20, 2017

pulling a Cholak

Under pressure, one emits a series of random and indiscriminate words in place of an appropriate and relevant response. Can be used as a verb.

I was totally macking on this sweet honey when I found myself pulling a Cholak!

Scenario:

attractive girl wanders up, begins conversation:
girl: i love your shirt, you wanna come back to my place?
guy: i uh, uh, meat pocket brainstorm farm fresh toothpaste
-girl leaves-
guy: AHHH i just pulled a cholak!

pulling a Cholak by Aggro Craig November 1, 2007

Chovan 

Hot little man who will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you... He won't let you cry, he won't say goodbye, he won't hurt you...

That Chovan is such a Chavenator

Chovan by Dj Jahongeiy Joe February 21, 2020