spack badge 

another name for a disabled persons parking permit ie: spackbadge, owned by a spack, which permits them to park wherever the fuck they want, but the spack wud be betta off parking it on a cliff edge and gettin a push(if the owner is a retard)

derek:oy, uve left ur spackbadge in my car!!! fukin or8 this, park where i fukin want!
owner of spackbadge ie the spack:wen ur bak down my way, i want it bak!
derek:fuck off ya spack

spack badge by jono January 6, 2004

spack badge 

a disabled persons parking permit:most usually a retard of some sort. allows the spack to park wherever the fuck they want. shud be made illegal.

i got thrown out of that spot cos this retard was flashin his spack badge!!!

spack badge by spack January 6, 2004

snack badge

food leftover on your chest/shirt/wife beater after snacking late at night. usually prompted by passing out while snacking.

that pizza made a great snack badge last night! When i woke up it was still fresh and tasty!

snack badge by dalamar42 December 7, 2009

spank the badger 

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse

R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.

spank the badger by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack 

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.

Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004