downs baby 

a baby born with down syndrome; an insult for someone who acts like they have downs syndrome

my friend austin is a downs baby

downs baby by michael sherwood January 6, 2004

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby 

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

drip down baby 

A human baby conceived as a result of the semen ejaculated onto a woman's body after hand job, most often used in the context of a shower handy where gravity causes the sperm to "drip down" into the woman's nether regions.

Swole Bro 1: Did you hear Mandy got pregnant?
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers

drip down baby by branch9000 August 15, 2016

Down Baby 

A person that acts like someone with Down Syndrome

You call me an idiot for crashing my car on wet roads, but you are the down baby that drives drunk every weekend

Down Baby by IhateGeovanie April 26, 2011

Bare down baby 

Bare down baby can be used in many different ways. It can be used as a response, or a way to comfort someone.

Dude holly crap my mom just died!
Bare down baby!
Dude this food sucks
Bare down baby!

Bare down baby by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018

Bolt Down Baby 

1. When the L.A Chargers lose to the N.E Patriots 28-41 in the divisional round .

2. To be stuck in a moment of sadness or depression. When the party is definitely not ready to start

Example 1
A: yo man I’m super sad rn my friend Cassidy just died .

B: yooo.. bolt down baby .. bolt down

Example 2

L.A Charger fans around the world : “ bolt
Down baby”

Bolt Down Baby by Sbr2thliontiger January 15, 2019