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Roundhouser 

Roundhouser is a popular term for a devoted fan of heavy metal music. Roundhousers have created a strongly masculine “exclusionary youth community” whose core audience in North America and Europe are white and male.

Roundhousers regularly sport mullets or long, unkempt hair. Their wardrobe is comprised of skin tight blue jeans, hi-top sneakers and black or white t-shirts, worn with a sleeveless vest of denim or leather, emblazoned with patches and button from various heavy metal bands (most commonly Metallica or Slayer).

Roundhousers are indigenous to the urban strip mall where they can be spotted repeatedly practicing their "round house" kicks for each other whilst enjoying a Mountain Dew soft drink and a cigarette.
One summer, Ryan and Triton were driving to the local strip mall when they encountered a few mulleted variety store patrons practicing round house kicks, between drags from their Putters cigarettes and sips from their Mountain Dew. Ryan exclaimed to Triton, as they drove nearer, "Dude! Check out these f***ing Roundhousers over here!"
Roundhouser by Demetrix April 12, 2011
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roundhouse tit to the face 

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

roundhouse 

What Chuck Norris does to your face before you die.
"The last thing the guy saw before he died was Chuck Norris' foot inflicting a roundhouse kick to his face."
roundhouse by TDiggy December 23, 2005

roundhouse kick 

The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.

frick me roundhouse 

an exclamation used when everything that can go wrong does go wrong
ahh 'frick me roundhouse' i just smacked my head into a door and then ran my car into a ditch an hour later

Ginger Roundhouse 

The booty hole of a female ginger. Typically of a deeper brown shade of color.
Ate me some ginger booty last night braaaahhh. That ginger roundhouse was a tight brown donut.
Ginger Roundhouse by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Roundhouse Mindfuck 

A spin-off or carry-on of the term "mindfuck".

A temporary amnesiac state of mind endured by someone caused by the following scenario (or similar):

After one has been studying or researching intensively for a long period of time, he/she comes across a piece of complex information which warps him/her into a "mindfuck". The attempt of comprehending this mind-tangling data acts as the ignition point of an epic-scale memory implosion of the individual, thus, in simple terms, wiping out from short term memory anything the individual studied or learned in that long period of intensive study/research.
After a month of studying like an absolute fucking maniac for his exams, Edmund stumbles across Einstein's lost and unpublished answers to the Universe.

Edmund: Holy fucking shit... *blanked out*

Kyle: Dude, how do you solve this equation??

Edmund: I....don't....know....*still blanked out*

Kyle: Dude, you look messed up, did you get a mindfuck?

Edmund: No man....(long pause) I got a ROUNDHOUSE mindfuck
Roundhouse Mindfuck by Whuz Afa August 24, 2011