weetz

(this definition pertains specifically to Tumblr user "weetz")

A fat, angry fat acceptance blogger who will attempt to prove to the internet how happy, fulfilled, and perfect she is by telling everyone over and over and over again that that's the case. This makes it extremely obvious she's only trying to convince herself she's happy. Everyone else catches on immediately that she's miserable.

Will tell you a million times over that she's NOT WHITE OK? and also is involved in the very controversial Orange Order. Types in all caps, for "stylistic" reasons.

Complete joke and worth poking with a stick when you're bored.

Weetz posts on Tumblr looking for validation 24/7. Only other miserably insecure fatties care.

weetz by thiniswin September 5, 2012

Pete Wentz 

pete wentz is an emo legend. his eyeliner could literally kill a man. he was born on June 5, 1979, the emo chistmas.

"dude why did you buy all that eyeliner?"
"I must please the emo god, Pete Wentz."

Pete Wentz by hirohamada April 24, 2015

weezo 

a derogatory term directed to people who like weezer.

person1: hey have i told you i like weeze-
person2: weezo
person1: wha-
person2: stupid weezo

weezo by thiswontmakesense April 6, 2023

Peng Weezy 

A very attractive classy female, not to be confused with Peng which refers to females in the 6-8 category rather than the 9+ category

Yout 1: Fam who was dat gyal you was churpsing last night?

Yout 2: Shut up fam, that was my sister!

Yout 1: Yeh she was peng weezy, still.

Peng Weezy by Yout-man September 20, 2012

Wet Weetabix 

The term given for a male/female that you would seek to or recommend to ‘eat out’ the vagina of or anus again.

I’ll be seeing her again, she sure is nutritious Wet Weetabix!

Wet Weetabix by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

Weet Teets 

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").

"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."

Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006

weezo 

a person that like the band weezer

hey i heard you are a weezo

weezo by weez0 April 6, 2023