On jar is a replacement for on god; it was created to honor the legendary internet alias called jar (previously jarzot) known for his huge cock and csgo skills
on jar is itβs something the freaks that pretend x cured there depression say but then starts to get used unironically by a bleach blonde skinny white boy in a crop top
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth
'Shit' is a synonym to the noun πππππ¬
person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.