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on jar is basically on jah but the juice wrld version because juice is a god wtf why am i even explaining this
on jar by zoombaxd January 1, 2020
on jar is it’s something the freaks that pretend x cured there depression say but then starts to get used unironically by a bleach blonde skinny white boy in a crop top
and that’s on jar NO cap 😀❌🧒
on jar by GypsyliciousBabe July 13, 2020

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise 

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Similar to the term on god, but referring to the late hip hop artist Juice WRLD, meant to express the seriousness of someones point in a situation
On Jarad by Dimbolinde222 December 9, 2019

Jards on a bender 

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬
person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

Jared on the Chaired 

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
Jared on the Chaired by notoeduw December 21, 2024