octodaddy 

dat boi octodaddylol

i got fucked hard but octodaddy

octodaddy by datboiadam666 December 18, 2018

Octodad 

Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus.

Guy 1: Something looks weird about that guy

Guy 2: He just looks like a normal guy to me

Octodad: *blub*

Octodad by rojersm April 20, 2014

Octodad 

A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the house trying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.

Octodad is my rolemodel because he perseveres through the most difficult of tasks.

Octodad by Usangilover123 September 4, 2017

Octaddy 

A man foolish enough to offer sperm to a welfare mom who already has six children, but then smart enough to want to cash in on her future millions by claiming fatherhood of the brood.

When the welfare mom looked like poverty forever, no one spoke up, but when stardom (and cash) looked imminent, Octaddy showed his face to claim his own fertile fame.

Octaddy by Frogman Tim2 February 23, 2009