Sinking Ship 

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

sinking ship 

a nickname for manchester united football club

p1: man united are a sinking ship
p2: what's sinking ship
p3: it means that man united are absolute shit

sinking ship by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

Sinking ship 

AFC Solihull

Sort it out Jamie, this clubs a sinking ship

Sinking ship by Hunty88 April 8, 2023

Sinking Ship Syndrome 

When you're depressed, and you mention it to friends, sinking ship syndrome happens when they sort of start avoiding you, quit calling etc. Cuz even rats get off a sinking ship.

I confided in Sally when I told her I was really depressed, now suddenly she's not calling me anymore, doesn't want to hang out. It's the old sinking ship syndrome again.....

Sinking Ship Syndrome by Baddy666 March 22, 2011

Boarding a sinking ship 

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.

"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"

Boarding a sinking ship by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009

Sinking the Ship 

It is a phrase commonly used when a person holds negative or confidential information about you and ends up blurting it out to people who really don't need to know.
This can take place during big surprises and important events in life such as meeting with a potential employer or even in an attempt of scoring a first date with a gorgeous male/female.
This can cause extreme awkwardness and possibly even fatal depending on the circumstances but by stating this phrase you can state the fact that the person who opened his mouth shouldn't have said anything, even though the damage has already been delt.

Unemployed Man: "Hello there, I would like to sechedule an interview with you for a potential opportunity for employment at this business."
U.M.'s Friend (on phone in background): "Yo man, we'll bring you that dime sack of weed as soon as he gets done talkin' to this googly lookin' lady about some stupid job to support his family."
Unemployed Man: "You're sinking the ship bro."
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Potential Female: "Aww thanks David for this beautiful ring! I bet it costed a fortune!"
Charlie (standing next to David): "Thank God for clearance bins at Wal-Mart."
David: "Charlie, You're sinking the ship, man."
Charlie: "Dohhh! Crap!"

Sinking the Ship by TheGasMaskGuy December 24, 2009

Ship is Sinking 

A term used for when a situation is progressively getting worse over

At a house party
Anton: "Man this party is so slow, there is like zero women here and no booze"
Leroy: " Yep, this ship is sinking, I am out"

Ship is Sinking by RaiRaijinn December 13, 2016