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One who covets material possessions above human relationships.
Shmeegal loves his fancy DSLR Camera doesn't he... He calls it his "precious." Don't touch Shmeegal's precious, he'll go all shmeegily on you...
Shmeegal by the_knish January 15, 2011

Dick Shmeegal's 

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."
Dick Shmeegal's by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

Shmeigal 

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.
"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"
Shmeigal by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

shmegally 

(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"

"oh ya know, just shmegallying"

(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"

"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"

(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"
shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011
being ugly or too be in an ugly mood
her face is so shmegal
shmegal by bic boi August 17, 2010
a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.
holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!
shmeegle by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007