Plank 

MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"

Plank by JohnLegend8808 February 18, 2021

Plank 

British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.

Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'

Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'

Plank by iznt July 17, 2009

plank 

A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

plank by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004

plank 

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

George is as thick as a plank.

plank by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

plank 

An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.

PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10

plank by Nothereman May 26, 2006

Plank 

There are three types of planks:

A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck

Choose wisely

Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!

Plank by Diccyc April 2, 2005

Plank 

A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.

Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.

A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?

B: She’s a plank.

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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.

D: Walk the Plank!

Plank by Bricked March 12, 2021