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Fartinator 

A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.
Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)

(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)

Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!

Fassinator 

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012

Faminator 

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.
Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.
Faminator by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

Faginator 

Someone who acts like a complete fag, or just an idiot in general.
Meghan: Oh my gosh, did you see that girl throw those goggles at that boy's face, which broke his braces and a tooth?
Stefani: Yeah. What a faginator!
Faginator by jsafwt August 16, 2009

Fapinator 

Pronunciation: (Fap-ah-nay-tore)

1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day

2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.

3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction
Jim: You're such a fapinator!
Bob: I'm a fapinatee, I'm on the road to ED.
Fapinator by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010

The Faginator 

A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.
Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.